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Showing posts with label random. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

We have become increasingly interested in each other's testicles

"Ilu bb."

"Ilu imu ibcu"

"ibcu?"

"ball-crush"

"WTF"

- whatsapp exchange between me and the Bf

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Facial

Recently due to my last nights partying and the like, my complexion had gotten a bit dull. So two weeks back or so I was masturbating in the shower as I was allowing the hair masque to sink in and I came. 

I faintly recall people saying that it does wonders for the face, and I had nothing to lose so...


Yeah. I think it does work for me.

Has anyone else tried it? Does it work? Don't tell my mom k.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Hungover is Just Drunk After Awakening

Remember when I was the cute guy you were stalking on facebook?

Remember when you had a crush on me?

Remember how fate intertwined us in such a coincidental way?

Remember that guy who had a crush on me, who had a crush on you, four years back?

Remember when we went out for the first time?

Remember our first phone call?

Remember the elevator we kissed in the first time?

Remember the first time you came to my room?

Remember the first time you introduced me as your boyfriend?

Remember our bottles of McCallans?

Remember the first time we Frangi-ed?

Remember the nights you stayed over?

Remember at which exact moment Alexis became our place?

Remember the first time you got pissed at me?

Remember the repeat encounters that made that elevator 'the elevator of chance'?

Remember the hugs and kisses we shared?

Remember our car rides home?

Remember our voluntary participation in jams?

Remember our tears shed?

Remember how I can't forget that smell of your car?

Remember that last parting kiss?

...because I remember and miss you everyday.


So much more to remember. So much easier to remember high.


Friday, August 20, 2010

Uh Oh Uh Oh

My law lecturer and I were shisha-ing(not something I do often) while chatting, after the rest of the class went home. He says I've got lots of pent up emotions. He confronted me about being gay.

Damn straight he's cool.